Henry
Herbert Knibbs 1874 - 1945 was born in Clifton, Ontario, Canada
to affluent American parents. He was encouraged to read the works
of Longfellow, Lord Byron, Whittier, Tennyson and Edgar Allen
Poe while developing a love for the fiddle and its music.
His introduction to horses and livestock on his grandparentsÕs
farm in Pennsylvania stuck with him throughout his life. He never
graduated from college but attended Woodstock College at age 14,
then Bishop Ridley College for three years and studied English
at Harvard. He moved to California in 1901 where he wrote his
first novel, Lost Farm Camp.
Knibbs'
poetry books include, First Poems, 1908, Songs of the Outlands:
Ballads of the Hoboes and Other Verse, 1914, Riders of the Stars:
A Book of Western Verse, 1916, Songs of the Trail, 1920, Saddle
Songs and Other Verse, 1922 and Songs of the Lost Frontier, 1930.
He also authored 13 Western novels and a series of articles printed
in the Saturday Evening Post, Red Cross Magazine, Current Opinion,
West, Western Stories and Adventure. Knibbs spent his last few
years as owner/operator of a violin shop in Banning, California.
His autobiography, A Boy I Knew remains unpublished.
Henry
Herbert Knibbs was a scholar who aspired to be a Western writer
and poet. There is no doubt that he put more research and thought
into his writing than either Kiskaddon or Barker. He was not born
into ranch life, but became a Western writer through his great
efforts. As a result, he left a legacy of profound cowboy poetry
for our pleasure.
HENRY
HERBERT KNIBBS
Boomer Johnson
Now
Mr. Boomer Johnson was a gettin' old in spots,
But you don't expect a bad man to go wrastlin' pans and pots;
But he'd done his share of killin' and his draw was gettin' slow,
So he quits a-punchin' cattle and he takes to punchin' dough.
Our
foreman up and hires him, figurin' age had rode him tame,
But a snake don't get no sweeter just by changin' of its name.
Well, Old Boomer knowed his business - he could cook to make you
smile,
But say, he wrangled fodder in a most peculiar style.
He
never used no matches - left em layin' on the shelf,
Just some kerosene and cussin' and the kindlin' lit itself.
And, pardner, I'm allowin' it would give a man a jolt
To see him stir frijoles with the barrel of his Colt.
Now
killin' folks and cookin' ain't so awful far apart,
That musta been why Boomer kept a-practicin' his art;
With the front sight of his pistol he would cut a pie-lid slick,
And he'd crimp her with the muzzle for to make the edges stick.
He
built his doughnuts solid, and it sure would curl your hair
To see him plug a doughnut as he tossed it in the air.
He bored the holes plum center every time his pistol spoke,
Till the can was full of doughnuts and the shack was full of smoke.
We-all
was gettin' jumpy, but he couldn't understand
Why his shootin' made us nervous when his cookin' was so grand.
He kept right on performin', and it weren't no big surprise
When he took to markin' tombstones on the covers of his pies.
They
didn't taste no better and they didn't taste no worse,
But a-settin' at the table was like ridin' in a hearse;
You didn't do no talkin' and you took just what you got,
So we et till we was foundered just to keep from gettin' shot.
When
at breakfast one bright mornin', I was feelin' kind of low,
Old Boomer passed the doughnuts and I tells him plenty:
"No, All I takes this trip is coffee, for my stomach is a wreck."
I could see the itch for killin' swell the wattle on his neck.
Scorn
his grub? He strings some doughnuts on the muzzle of his gun,
And he shoves her in my gizzard and he says, "You're takin' one!"
He was set to start a graveyard, but for once he was mistook;
Me not wantin' any doughnuts, I just up and salts the cook.
Did
they fire him? Listen, pardner, there was nothin' left to fire,
Just a row of smilin' faces and another cook to hire.
If he joined some other outfit and is cookin', what I mean,
It's where they ain't no matches and they don't need kerosene.
Henry
Herbert Knibbs
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